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Terms of Service

Last updated: July 20, 2026

About the green boxes.

Under each section you'll find a plain-English note explaining what that section means. These notes are here to help you understand — they are not legal advice, they don't replace the formal text, and if a note and the legal text ever differ, the legal text controls. For advice about your specific situation, talk to a licensed attorney.

Our commitment, before the fine print.

What follows is a deliberately thorough legal agreement. It has to be — Sirveil operates in an industry with well-funded adversaries, and iron-clad terms are how we protect the company from malicious litigation and from those who would rather we didn't exist. But understand what this document is for: it shields the mission, it is never aimed at you. We will do everything we can to respect your patronage, your support, your time, and your money — and nothing below limits our commitment to delivering on your claims, standing behind our service, and helping you, our customers, take the fight to the data brokers.

1. Agreement to Terms

What this means

Using Sirveil — the website, the app, or chatting with Sammy — means you're accepting this whole agreement. If you don't want to accept it, the only option is not to use the service. This is standard for almost every online service.

2. Eligibility

What this means

You need to be a U.S. resident, an adult (18+), and legally able to sign contracts. If a court order or law says you can't use a service like this, you can't use Sirveil either.

3. Description of Services

What this means

This is the product in one list — and how it actually works: you run each scan, you initiate each takedown request, and Sirveil does the heavy lifting in between: finding exposures, preparing and transmitting the requests as your agent, chasing responses, and flagging anything that reappears the next time you scan. The last paragraph is the plain truth of the deal: you're paying us to take the fight to the brokers — to prepare, deliver, and pursue the requests — not for a guaranteed removal, which no honest company can sell. The auction-floor satire on our site is our mission statement, not a warranty.

4. Your Account

What this means

Give us real information, keep your password safe, and tell us right away if someone breaks into your account — what happens under your login is your responsibility. And the bright line: Sirveil is for you, about you, only. One adult, one account, their own data. No signing up your kids, no "I have their permission," no running it for a friend or client — no third-party empowerments of any kind. Looking up or acting for other people isn’t allowed, full stop. There’s a practical side too: Google and Apple tie subscriptions to your store account on your device — that’s their rule, not ours — so sharing a device or account breaks billing in ways we can’t fix.

5. Authorization

What this means

To pursue takedowns of your data, we have to act in your name — like giving us a limited permission slip. You're authorizing us to search for your info, prepare and transmit the takedown-request paperwork (including signing forms electronically and creating opt-out accounts where a broker demands one), and talk to data brokers on your behalf. The permission slip is narrow: only for takedown work, only about you, and it dissolves the moment you close your account. How we store your info is covered in the Privacy Policy.

6. Subscription and Payment

What this means

The listed price is $7.99 a month or $79.99 a year. Like most subscriptions it renews automatically until you cancel — which you can do anytime, yourself, in settings. If you change your mind within 30 days of first signing up, ask support about a refund. The last bullets are the honest core of the pricing: your money pays for the work — preparing, transmitting, and chasing your requests — the same way you'd pay a courier for the delivery, not for what the recipient does with the letter. And if a charge ever looks wrong, talk to us before calling your bank: we’re faster than a chargeback, and it keeps your account in good standing. Two 2026 launch notes: the discounted price is a thank-you for signing up during launch year — cancel and return later and the regular price applies, with no partial refunds of a discount already enjoyed. And because payment runs through Google’s and Apple’s own billing systems, when their services have an outage we can’t always prevent the disruption — but tell us, and we’ll help you sort it out.

7. Limitations of Service

What this means

Honesty section. We fight hard, but we can't promise removal — no one honestly can: some brokers ignore requests (not every state legally forces them to comply), removed data can resurface (which is why you can re-scan and re-initiate every month), and true public records — court files, property deeds — generally can't be erased by anyone. What you pay for is the fight itself: prepared, delivered, chased, documented. Three practical realities worth knowing: we aim at brokers and people-search sites (not social media posts or court records); some brokers will email you directly to verify a request — answer those, or the request can stall (and watch for fakes); and removals cut both ways — someone who used a people-search site to find you won't be able to anymore. And because you approve every request before it goes, double-check the box you tick: a granted removal can't always be un-rung, and "I didn't mean that one" is on the requester, not the courier. Also, Sirveil is a takedown-request facilitation service, not a law firm.

8. Prohibited Uses

What this means

Don't use Sirveil to snoop on or impersonate other people, commit fraud, game refunds, hack us, or break the law. And never use your scan results to screen anyone — hires, tenants, borrowers, dates. That's background-check territory governed by the FCRA, and Sirveil is built for taking data off the market, not for vetting people. Doing so can get your account terminated (see §13) and may carry real legal consequences beyond Sirveil.

9. Intellectual Property

What this means

The Sirveil product — the code, designs, logo, Sammy himself — belongs to Sirveil, Inc. You're licensed to use the service; you're not allowed to copy or resell the product itself — and competitors aren't allowed to use it as a study guide. Your data remains yours — this section is about our software, not your information. (De-identified usage statistics — which contain nothing about you personally — belong to Sirveil.)

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

What this means

The all-caps is a legal convention for "read this part carefully." It says the service comes with no formal guarantees — we promise to work hard (and §3 describes what we do), but we can't legally warrant a specific outcome. Nearly every software service you use carries this same clause; consumer-protection laws in your state may still give you rights this clause can't take away. The second paragraph adds four honest clarifications: our mission statements — including the auction-floor satire and "stop the auction" storytelling — are goals we're fighting for, not promised results; "own your data" is how we talk about control, not a legal property claim; Sammy is a helpful guide, not a lawyer; and your fees pay for the takedown-request work we actually do, never for a broker's cooperation, which isn't ours to sell.

11. Limitation of Liability

What this means

If something goes wrong, this caps what Sirveil can be held financially responsible for — particularly indirect, knock-on damages (like lost profits) — and sets an overall ceiling: roughly what you actually paid us in the past year (or $100 if that's more). It does not erase every right you have: "to the maximum extent permitted by law" means your state's consumer laws still set a floor that this clause can't go below.

12. Indemnification

What this means

"Indemnify" means cover the costs. If your misuse of Sirveil — say, running takedown requests on someone without permission, or feeding us information that isn't yours — gets Sirveil sued, you agree to cover the resulting legal costs, and we can run the defense. Use the service normally and on yourself, and this clause should never matter to you.

13. Termination

What this means

Sirveil can close accounts — most commonly for breaking the rules in §8 — but not arbitrarily: where it's safe and lawful to do so, we tell you why and give you a chance to fix it first. The exceptions are the obvious ones (fraud, harm, legal orders, security), where we act immediately. Your data rights after closure (like deletion) are covered in the Privacy Policy.

And deleting your account is a full stop: any takedowns still in flight won’t be finished, chased, or tracked after you go — and brokers can lawfully take weeks to respond (California, for example, allows 45 days, extendable), so a request that looked done may quietly fail after you leave — and by closing the account you release Sirveil from claims tied to those unfinished requests or other pending matters. Want your in-flight requests seen through? Let them finish before you delete.

14. Service Availability

What this means

Sometimes the service will be down — for maintenance, technical problems, or because a system we depend on goes down. We'll try to warn you about planned maintenance, but we're not promising a specific uptime number, and downtime doesn't entitle you to damages.

15. Changes to Terms

What this means

These terms can change — but not by surprise. Meaningful changes come with at least 15 days' warning by email or in the app, they never apply backwards to something that already happened, and if you disagree, §6 lets you cancel anytime before they kick in. Keep using Sirveil after the effective date and you've accepted the new version.

16. Dispute Resolution; Arbitration; Class Action Waiver

What this means

If we have a dispute: talk to us first (30 days to fix it), and if that fails, it goes to an arbitrator instead of a courtroom and a jury, one person at a time — no class actions, and the arbitrator (not a court) decides most fights about the arbitration clause itself. The batching paragraph exists for one scenario: law firms filing thousands of copy-paste claims at once to weaponize filing fees — legitimate individual claims are unaffected and still get decided on the merits. Small-claims court stays available to you either way, and arbitration is built to be faster and cheaper for you than court: we front the filing fees the consumer rules require, and hearings happen in your own county or by video. This section binds both of us the same way. And unusually for terms like these, we give you a real choice: email us within 30 days of signing up and you can opt out of arbitration entirely, keeping your right to sue in court — no penalty, no downgrade. We include this section to protect the company from abusive litigation, not to hide from accountability, which is why the opt-out exists.

17. Governing Law

What this means

If there's ever a legal dispute about these terms that isn't handled in arbitration (see §16), Delaware law applies and the case happens in Delaware courts (Sirveil, Inc. is a Delaware company — this is standard). Note this could mean traveling or hiring Delaware counsel if you ever wanted to sue.

18. Miscellaneous

What this means

Standard contract plumbing, at full strength: this document (plus the Privacy Policy) is the whole deal — a marketing page or a chat answer from Sammy can't accidentally rewrite it. If a court strikes one clause, a surgeon removes that clause and the rest stands. Legal claims have a one-year shelf life. If a data broker, agency, or app store misbehaves, that fight is with them, not us. Ideas you send us we can use freely. Official notices can arrive by email. And if the company is ever acquired, the agreement can move with it — but we have to tell you.

19. Contact Information

What this means

Questions about anything on this page? Email us. A human reads it. If you're a lawyer sending something formal, use the "Legal Notice" subject line so it lands in front of the right people fast.

20. FOIA & Privacy Act Orders

What this means

The FOIA tool in one honest paragraph: filing FOIA requests is free — anyone can do it at FOIA.gov — and what you're buying from us is the same thing you buy from a tax preparer: the paperwork done right, filed through the right door, watched, and chased, for eight agencies at once. We can't control what the government finds, redacts, or how long it takes — some agencies answer in weeks; the FBI's big files can take over a year — and "we found no records" is the system's most common answer (usually good news). No outcome is guaranteed, by us or by anyone honest. Your signature on the identity forms is a sworn federal declaration, so the profile details you give us must be true. Two agencies (DHS and CBP) make everyone use their own portals, so those final clicks are yours with Sammy guiding; a few agencies mail records straight to your door instead of anywhere we can see; and agency fees above $25 never happen without your say-so — for personal requests they almost never happen at all.

One more time, clearly:

The plain-English notes on this page are a reading aid offered as a courtesy. They are not legal advice, they create no rights or obligations of their own, and the formal sections above are the only binding text. For advice about your situation, consult a licensed attorney.

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